UNSOLICITED ART (1): "PAINTING 734" BY CLAUDIA PARENTELA

As a world famous art critic, artists from all over the world constantly send me their finest productions to pimp to the wider art world. This is the latest piece of creativity to nestle among the penis-enlargement and Nigerian banking spam in my in-box.

It comes from an aspiring Italian artist called Claudia Parentela, who is obviously undaunted by her nation's intimidating artistic legacy. And why should she? "Painting 734," as she has entitled this potently psychological work, could easily stand next to any Raphael or Titian.